There is always one housemate who doesn’t quite have the same levels of hygiene and cleanliness as the rest. It doesn’t matter how colourful or well-planned the cleaning rota is, they’re not going to lift a finger. They wouldn’t even answer the door to receive your package. And you know you’ll be the one taking out the bins.
You claim to love them but as the year goes on, the mould grows and so does the fury! You begin to realise that getting back a full deposit will be a miracle. The only relief being that come the end of June, you'll never have to live with them again.
So to help you spot ‘that’ housemate here are the things to look out for:
They will NEVER take out the bins – but Instead will recreate the leaning tower of Pisa
tHIS housemate surviveS on a diet entirely composed of nothing but pasta, rice and pot noodles
THERE ARE MORE DIRTY PLATES IN THE CORNER OF THEIR BEDROOM THAN clean ones IN THE KITCHEN CUPBOARDS
This housemate will occasionally be seen looking inquisitively at the washing machine
Oh and as soon as they run out of clean clothes, they’ll be chilling on the couch in their underwear
Despite what everyone says, they still smoke in the house
And by now you've probably got used to the strongly scented waft drifting from their room
Plus, you’ll never know how they managed to get footprints up the wall
they believe they’re a budding DJ – you’ll be listening to a mix of Dubstep and House until 4am
They Refuse to clear out their shelf on the fridge no matter how bad the smell is
You will never know hatred until you're the victim of the house food thief!
They never seem to attend lectures or do essays…
…yet they still Get better grades than you!!
And finally... COME JUNE You'll be waving goodbye to your deposit
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