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Time to go in our loveable, skinny-jean owning, empty frame-wearing, schlid-harbouring hipster friends...
Q: How do you kill a hipsterA: By drowning him in the mainstream
Q: How did the hipster burn his toungueA: He drank his coffee before it was cool
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?A: Because ice was water before it was cool
Q: If a hipster falls in the forest and no-ones around... does it make a sound?A: Yes... but you've probably never heard it before
Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment?A: Mumblr
Q: How much does a hipster weighA: An instagram
Q: How do you make hipsters get in a fight with other hipstersA: Fart loudly in a Shoreditch club and watch them kick off at each other over who heard it first
I've just started work as a human chess piece...
the money's good, I'm on knights this week!
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